1 00:00:13,557 --> 00:00:16,141 Professor's lab notes, final entry. 2 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:20,104 Time has been frozen for an unknown length of time. 3 00:00:20,105 --> 00:00:21,730 With no time to lose, 4 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:25,442 I began tunneling through time in search of Fry and Leela, 5 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,486 only to find them suffering 6 00:00:27,487 --> 00:00:31,198 from a case of extreme old. 7 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,701 Horrified, I offered to reset the universe 8 00:00:33,702 --> 00:00:36,579 to the instant before time stopped. 9 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,706 They could be young once more. 10 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:41,709 Still grotesquely ugly, but young. 11 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,713 - What do you say? Wanna go around again? 12 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,131 - I do. 13 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:03,939 - D-Did someone switch the universe off and on? 14 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,108 - It feels like we got rebooted! 15 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,527 - Ugh! Why is my beer stale? 16 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:14,325 Yay! I'm sharing backwash with friends! 17 00:01:14,326 --> 00:01:15,951 Well, whatever happened 18 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:18,829 the important thing is it will never, ever happen... 19 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,498 again. 20 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:24,793 Robot? 21 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:26,253 - Nah, I'm just yankin' your ass. 22 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,380 We're back, baby! 23 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:06,210 Good news, everyone! 24 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:11,299 My new wrinkle cream has arrived! 25 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,594 Also, we seem to have survived a massive disruption 26 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,054 in the flow of time. 27 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:19,348 Did we get older? Younger? 28 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:22,017 Science holds no answers. 29 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,519 - Does science know what year it is? 30 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,229 - Science knows everything! 31 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,439 Let's check the atomic calendar. 32 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,275 Hermes, 33 00:02:29,276 --> 00:02:33,153 move that espresso maker out of the way of the atomic calendar! 34 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,616 Good lord! 35 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:40,035 It's the year 3023! 36 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,540 - Finally. I thought he'd never stop yammering. 37 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:47,668 Oh, I've only just begun yammering! 38 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,753 I shall now expound 39 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:52,798 on the science of explosive botulism. 40 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:57,970 - Have I really spent 23 years in the future? 41 00:02:57,971 --> 00:03:00,598 - We call it the present, but spluttever. 42 00:03:00,599 --> 00:03:03,893 - Twenty-three years, and I've achieved nothing. 43 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:07,397 Nothing! - It's really sad, if you think about it. 44 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:11,275 - Yeah. Laugh all you want, 45 00:03:11,276 --> 00:03:13,235 but I've wasted enough of my life. 46 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:16,155 It's time I set myself a goal. 47 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:20,326 - Stop it! - Ow! 48 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:23,705 But he said laugh all you want! 49 00:03:24,748 --> 00:03:28,042 - I don't care. If Fry wants to set a goal for himself, 50 00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:31,003 we should support him, not point and laugh. 51 00:03:31,004 --> 00:03:34,465 Oh, right. I forgot to point. 52 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:35,842 Ow! ZOIDBERG: Ow. 53 00:03:38,887 --> 00:03:42,014 Life's goal, life's goal... 54 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:44,892 - Have you considered donating your legs to the legless? 55 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,144 - Or destroying documents for the shredder-less? 56 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:48,520 - Let's leave this up to Fry. 57 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:50,522 He just needs a little peace and quiet. 58 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:52,233 Not on my watch! 59 00:03:54,236 --> 00:03:56,987 - That's it! I've got my goal! 60 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:58,949 - And so quickly! What is it? 61 00:03:59,449 --> 00:04:01,492 - J, Philip I. Fry. 62 00:04:01,493 --> 00:04:03,953 I-I mean, I, Philip J. Fry, 63 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:05,663 hereby pledge to watch 64 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:08,667 every TV show ever made! 65 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,086 I don't know, meatbag. 66 00:04:12,087 --> 00:04:14,547 There's a mighty deep diaper of content out there. 67 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:17,467 - I eat diapers for breakfast. 68 00:04:17,926 --> 00:04:19,635 It'll take a lot of sitting, 69 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:22,388 but with the world's fourth-most popular streaming service, 70 00:04:22,389 --> 00:04:23,681 I can do it. 71 00:04:23,682 --> 00:04:25,391 I'm subscribing to... 72 00:04:25,392 --> 00:04:26,392 Fulu! 73 00:04:32,107 --> 00:04:34,650 - Leela, aren't you gonna stop this? 74 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:37,945 - I should, but I don't wanna crush his dreams. 75 00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:40,239 Hermes, can you crush his dreams? 76 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:44,118 - Oh, no. You're not fobbing that girlfriend duty off on me. 77 00:04:44,119 --> 00:04:47,371 - A lifetime of laziness gives me a huge head start. 78 00:04:47,372 --> 00:04:49,999 Watched it. Watched it. 79 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,459 Hate-watched it. Hate-watched it twice. 80 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,546 - Kif has a single friend. His name is Zapp. 81 00:04:55,547 --> 00:04:58,632 - Stop. I said I would support Fry's dumb goal, 82 00:04:58,633 --> 00:04:59,885 and I will. 83 00:05:00,594 --> 00:05:02,094 I say go for it. 84 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:03,804 - Thanks, Leela. Ooh! 85 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,557 The Scary Mirror! That sounds scary. 86 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:10,436 You're entering a show that is slightly different 87 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:13,355 from previous, very similar shows. 88 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,649 What was once a creepy story about a book 89 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:19,111 is now about an E-reader that's too greasy to hold. 90 00:05:19,112 --> 00:05:21,989 And that one with the phone call from the devil? 91 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:24,199 Now, it's a FaceTime call from the devil. 92 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,785 The devil part didn't change. 93 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:30,080 Prepare to see your unflattering reflection in... 94 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:32,791 The Scary Mirror. 95 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,547 - Hey, Sniri! Get off your fat squiggle 96 00:05:38,548 --> 00:05:41,175 and make me a dinner reservation at Impassable Burger! 97 00:05:41,176 --> 00:05:44,845 And check the price of my NFTs 'cause I'm an important tech guy! 98 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:48,474 Reservation confirmed. NFTs worthless. 99 00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:52,436 - What?! You shoulda told me to sell them! Any idiot could do your job! 100 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,899 What the hell, Sniri? 101 00:05:56,900 --> 00:06:00,778 From now on, I'll be asking the stupid questions. 102 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:04,740 Such as, "What's the weather right outside my damn window?" 103 00:06:04,741 --> 00:06:07,409 And, um, "How does a steering wheel work?" 104 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:16,293 - Wow. Whatever just happened really makes you think. 105 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,045 - It sure do. 106 00:06:18,046 --> 00:06:20,047 TV, dumb it down for me. 107 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:24,009 - Bam! 108 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,511 - Aw... 109 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:32,560 What is the deal with non-binary robots? 110 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:36,480 Wow. PC Crowd. 111 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:40,901 - Without Fry's interruptions, 112 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:43,779 efficiency is up 32 perc... Mm... 113 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:46,448 - Well, my butt's numb, and my remote hand is dead, 114 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,451 but all I have left is the final season of All My Circuits. 115 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:52,746 - Which final season? They got canceled, like, three or four times. 116 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:54,623 - Pfft! Loserama! 117 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:57,877 - The final final season, from 10 years ago. 118 00:06:57,878 --> 00:06:59,920 I wonder how many episodes were in it? 119 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:02,214 - Mm, twelve... No. Thirteen... 120 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:03,299 thousand and twenty. 121 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,719 - 13,020? But... But... 122 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,847 I'll never make it! I'm sorry, Leela. 123 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:13,392 I'll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me. 124 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,899 It might actually be possible. 125 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,276 But... No. - What? What is it? 126 00:07:22,277 --> 00:07:24,820 - It's risky, but we have a technology now 127 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:27,072 that allows you to watch all the episodes 128 00:07:27,073 --> 00:07:29,158 in one continuous stretch. 129 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:31,327 We call it... bingeing. 130 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:35,039 - Sounds great! I'll do it! 131 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,624 - You don't understand, Fry! 132 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,501 Bingeing doesn't mean what it did in your day! 133 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:43,088 - Drinking two six-packs and barfing in my mom's jewelry box? 134 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:46,967 - Ew! No! It means strapping into these bingeing goggles 135 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:49,053 that drill directly into your brain. 136 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:52,973 - Fry, don't be the idiot you are. 137 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,976 Before you go jabbing into your visual cortex, 138 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:57,686 I implore you to... 139 00:07:57,687 --> 00:08:00,523 Ow! My cortex! 140 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:06,237 - I maintain that this is 141 00:08:06,238 --> 00:08:09,114 a catastrophically boneheaded idea. 142 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:11,993 But, if you're going to binge, you'll need a still suit. 143 00:08:13,453 --> 00:08:15,162 - Why is it called a still suit? 144 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:17,665 - Because you'll be sitting perfectly still. 145 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:20,834 And I can't have you soiling my binge-a-lounger. 146 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,378 - Engage hoses! 147 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:25,965 - I'm not entirely sure which is the air hose 148 00:08:25,966 --> 00:08:27,675 and which is the waste hose. 149 00:08:27,676 --> 00:08:30,010 But, live and learn. 150 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:32,638 - Farewell, Leela. And always remember... 151 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,769 ? All My Circuits organ theme playing ? 152 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:41,313 All My Circuits is brought to you by... 153 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:43,274 Honey Bunches of Springs. 154 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:45,901 Everybody loves Honey Bunches of Springs! 155 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,778 Except humans. Fatal for humans. 156 00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:56,620 - Calculon! But you weren't due back from the time travel convention until... 157 00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:57,955 - Yesterday?! 158 00:09:13,972 --> 00:09:17,349 - He's been streaming for months without a single break. 159 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:20,060 - No wonder you find him so attractive. 160 00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:23,480 - The waste buckets indicate strong bowel function. 161 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:26,108 Now, let's see how his brain is holding up 162 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:27,776 to this sensory assault. 163 00:09:29,195 --> 00:09:30,404 Oh, dear. 164 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:33,532 - Is that the TV signal or Fry's brainwaves? 165 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,825 - Both! 166 00:09:34,826 --> 00:09:38,329 Fry's feeble mind has been overpowered by the binge. 167 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,748 He's losing touch with reality! 168 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,249 It's true! 169 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:45,669 He's not responding to any of the sounds or smells I'm making. 170 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:49,548 - As long as Fry doesn't run out of episodes, he'll be okay. 171 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:53,093 But if he reaches the end of the series, God forbid, 172 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,929 his consciousness will be severed! 173 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:59,892 Much as this hedge clipper severs Leela's ponytail. 174 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:02,061 - Hey! - Oh, boo-hoo! 175 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:04,772 It's a metaphor. Don't take it literally. 176 00:10:04,773 --> 00:10:06,941 - But, Fry will become a vegetable! 177 00:10:06,942 --> 00:10:09,360 - Yum! I mean sad. 178 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:12,655 - This is all my fault. 179 00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:14,949 Actually, it's mostly Fry's fault, 180 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,951 but it's a little my fault! 181 00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:18,661 - We have to find some way 182 00:10:18,662 --> 00:10:21,747 to extricate Fry from Fulu's iron grip. 183 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,624 I'll put on my thinking cap. 184 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,127 - There's not much time. 185 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:30,381 He's almost out of episodes of All My Circuits. 186 00:10:30,382 --> 00:10:32,216 - Maybe they'll drop a new season. 187 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,009 - Eh, fat chance, sweatpants. 188 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,636 It got canceled 10 years ago. 189 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:38,764 TV shows don't come back after that. No way! 190 00:10:38,765 --> 00:10:40,683 Not on broadcast or cable. 191 00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:44,353 - What about Fulu? They'll bring back any old crap! 192 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,313 Good thinking! 193 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:49,567 Maybe we can get them to reboot it as a streaming series. 194 00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:53,487 - We'll start a fan campaign, with letters and a viral hashtag! 195 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:57,032 - Pfft. That's a recipe for failure. Let's go punch somebody. 196 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,710 - Have a good one. 197 00:11:07,711 --> 00:11:10,296 - Tell us why you think you can punch your way 198 00:11:10,297 --> 00:11:12,298 into the Fulu executive suite. 199 00:11:12,299 --> 00:11:14,217 - And if we can validate your parking. 200 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,219 - Alright. Here's our pitch. 201 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,388 Remember that show All My Circuits? 202 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:21,432 - The one that got canceled three times? 203 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,933 - Exactly! 204 00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:25,061 New episodes of that! 205 00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:27,688 That's our pitch. - Conferencing. 206 00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:33,236 I'm going to have to say... 207 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,362 - Hard. - Pass. 208 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:38,532 - All My Circus reruns have a devoted robot fan base, 209 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:41,411 but they rarely buy anything from our advertisers. 210 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:46,206 - Correction. New data indicates a sudden uptick 211 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,042 in buying by viewers. 212 00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:50,212 - Correction. One viewer. 213 00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:54,757 - Sweet jerk venison of Turkmenistan! 214 00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:57,176 Fry ordered all this junk? 215 00:11:57,177 --> 00:12:00,054 Robot cereal. Robot noodles. 216 00:12:00,055 --> 00:12:02,348 Robot oil. Oh, wait. That's mine. 217 00:12:02,349 --> 00:12:03,515 - So, what do you say? 218 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:06,518 How about picking up All My Circuits for 20 episodes? 219 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:09,188 - With an option for 20 more! - Maybe a movie? 220 00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:12,566 - Hm. Against my better judgment programing, 221 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:14,860 I'm going to greenlight the project. 222 00:12:14,861 --> 00:12:17,154 - Woo-hoo! - Points on the back end! 223 00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:19,615 - Now, there's one teensy hitch. 224 00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:23,244 You know the star of the show, Calculon? He's dead. 225 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:25,454 - Everything is negotiable. 226 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,585 - Hell yes, you can have him! Scale plus 10. 227 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:34,380 And if he dies again, no backsies. 228 00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:36,465 Hey, Calculon! CALCULON: Yes? 229 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:38,342 - You're wanted on set! 230 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:40,302 - Oh, glorious rapture. 231 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:43,430 To return to the draped proscenium once more... 232 00:12:43,431 --> 00:12:46,393 - Will you shut up and get into the resurrection cannon? 233 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:58,195 - Alright, it's great to be back. Truly humbled. All the usual crap. 234 00:12:58,196 --> 00:12:59,906 Places, everyone! Places! 235 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,075 - Ah... 236 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:05,995 Where is my assistant? I need help finding my mark. 237 00:13:05,996 --> 00:13:07,997 - Uh, I'm Mark. 238 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:09,790 More coffee, Mr. Calculon? 239 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:12,918 - Yes, I do need to expel more coffee. 240 00:13:17,674 --> 00:13:20,301 Professor to Hollywood. Come in, Hollywood. 241 00:13:20,302 --> 00:13:23,178 - Talk to me. How many episodes does Fry have left? 242 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:25,514 - Two. And one of them is a clip show. 243 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:26,557 - But that means... 244 00:13:26,558 --> 00:13:30,102 - Indeed. If you don't crank out new episodes quickly, 245 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,229 Fry will be dead by lunch. 246 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,232 I'm having ham salad. 247 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:38,569 - But, this is impossible. To keep them from running out, 248 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,906 we'll need to produce an hour-long episode every hour, 249 00:13:41,907 --> 00:13:44,533 nonstop, forever! 250 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,286 - If Law and Order can do it, so can you. 251 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,830 Professor out! 252 00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:51,582 Futurama is brought to you by... 253 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,461 - Slurm Zero! None of the flavor, 254 00:13:55,462 --> 00:13:56,879 all of the addiction! 255 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,381 Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle! 256 00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:09,225 - Monique, my love. Will you be my... 257 00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:11,352 - Cut! Next episode! Action! 258 00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:13,688 Plumber? 259 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:23,572 - Fry better not be puttin' this robot junk 260 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:24,990 on the corporate credit card. 261 00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:28,244 That's exclusively for my one-man business dinners. 262 00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:31,413 - Hermes, quit your low-stakes embezzling and look at this. 263 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:34,833 Fry is now streaming at double speed! 264 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,503 I'll mirror his view on the TV. 265 00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,255 Oh, how I love the illicit thrill 266 00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:41,507 of cheating on my husband with an actual flesh-and-blood human. 267 00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:44,426 A filthy, filthy human. So squishy and gooey. 268 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,637 You're like a sexy water balloon. 269 00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:48,556 The thrill is all mine, Monique. 270 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,890 I've never been on a swan boat before. 271 00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:52,726 Monique, how could you? And with Human Friend, 272 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:54,270 the very person I've been cheating on you with. 273 00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:55,729 Calculon, how could you? 274 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,065 And with Human Friend, the very person I've been cheating on you with. 275 00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:01,402 - Calculon, Monique, how could you? - Enough. We're stuck in a loop. 276 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:02,861 - I just hope we can come to some agreement, 277 00:15:02,862 --> 00:15:04,363 and that this boat can hold six tons of steel. 278 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:12,454 - He's streaming at double speed? Why not just slow it down? 279 00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:16,584 - Because Fry's brain is in a very precarious binge-state. 280 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:20,462 Any change, even refilling the Dorito bowl, could kill him. 281 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,131 Oh, no! PROFESSOR : Oh, yes. 282 00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:25,217 You've got to make episodes faster. Faster! 283 00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:27,928 - We're already making an hour-long show every hour. 284 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,930 That's the fastest it can be done! 285 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,432 Nonsense, Leela. 286 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:34,518 Why, I am the spokesman for fast acting. 287 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:37,521 - You're the spokesman for fast-acting hemorrhoid cream. 288 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,899 - Your point? - I have none. 289 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,193 - A robot actor of my caliber can act at speeds 290 00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:47,072 far beyond what even the greatest human actors can achieve. 291 00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:51,744 To be or not to be. That is the question. 292 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,954 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows... 293 00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:02,004 - You missed a line. 294 00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:03,631 - Can you direct at double speed? 295 00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:05,382 - I don't know. Can you pay at double scale? 296 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:08,469 It's not my money. Just yell action really, really fa... 297 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,512 - Action! 298 00:16:10,347 --> 00:16:12,827 Calculon, I've come to tell you that... 299 00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:16,143 - Um... - Cut! What happened? 300 00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:19,898 - The script pages stopped uploading. - It's those damned lazy writers! 301 00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:23,567 Can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes. 302 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,737 - I died doing what I hated. 303 00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:28,322 - Can't you just ad lib? 304 00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:31,867 - Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... 305 00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:33,994 guy to... five. 306 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,704 So I'll just write the scripts. 307 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:39,041 - Any idiot could be a TV writer. - Many are. 308 00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,459 - How hard can it be? 309 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,127 I love you, Calculon. 310 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:43,337 Let's do it, baby. 311 00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:44,588 Bender is great. 312 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,965 And fade to black. 313 00:16:45,966 --> 00:16:48,969 - You're hired! - Hello, Writer's Guild. 314 00:16:57,769 --> 00:16:59,770 I'm afraid he'll never calculate again. 315 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,564 - Or he'll do so inaccurately. - Let's do it, baby. 316 00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:02,773 - Bender is great. - Cut! 317 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:06,735 Okay, reset for scene 31,652B... 318 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:13,117 - Was that heart attack part of the script? 319 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,369 No, but leave it in. It's hilarious. 320 00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:17,162 - Fry's life is on the line. 321 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:19,790 It's all up to me as executive producer. 322 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,751 Action! I mean, action! 323 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:26,380 Louder and funnier! Smile faster! 324 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:28,299 Act better! Less nuance! 325 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,718 That was terrible! Next scene! 326 00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:32,928 Action! Cut! Action! I mean, cut! 327 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:36,099 Action! And... cut! 328 00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:45,399 - Wow. Great writing, everyone. That's a wrap! 329 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,235 What exactly happened in that episode? 330 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,696 I won an Emmy, that's what. 331 00:17:50,697 --> 00:17:54,450 Okay, everyone, take five... seconds. Next episode! 332 00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:55,534 - Hang on, Leela. 333 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,913 I think the execubots have some constructive notes. 334 00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:06,921 - This is very hard for me to say, Leela, so he'll say it. 335 00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:10,299 - We love everything about this show. It's not working at all. 336 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,800 You're canceled. 337 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:16,680 - You'll always be an important part of the Fulu family. 338 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:17,806 Get out! 339 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,476 - But, our friend Fry... 340 00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:21,894 He's gonna die... 341 00:18:21,895 --> 00:18:23,395 - Strike the set. 342 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,325 How does a show get canceled 343 00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:38,160 this many times? 344 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:39,328 By this many networks?! 345 00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:42,414 - Bad news, Professor. 346 00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:44,375 They won't let us make any more episodes. 347 00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,126 - That is bad news. 348 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:49,004 Especially since I have... good news! 349 00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,882 Kidnap the actors and get back here at once! 350 00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:57,972 Fry's down to the very last episode, 351 00:18:57,973 --> 00:19:00,307 but he still has one slim hope. 352 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:03,018 We've got to gradually shift his focus 353 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,188 from the streaming world back to the real world. 354 00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:08,524 - Is that safe? - God, no! 355 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,235 While he watches the finale on Fulu, 356 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:14,947 you'll simultaneously perform it live in front of him. 357 00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:17,366 - You're asking me to perform a second take? 358 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,951 - No, no! 359 00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:22,454 Think of it as live theater for one unconscious audience member. 360 00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:25,040 - Ah, like the Milwaukee Shakespeare Festival. 361 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,584 - Exactly! 362 00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:28,627 And action. 363 00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:38,304 Easing Fry back to normal viewing speed. 364 00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:46,020 Now, we'll gradually decrease the opacity 365 00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:47,980 of his bingeing goggles. 366 00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:51,817 Gently... Gently... 367 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,947 - Monique, Boxy, 368 00:19:56,948 --> 00:20:00,075 the feelings between each distinct subset of two of us 369 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:01,952 are too intense to bear. 370 00:20:01,953 --> 00:20:05,915 We find ourselves the vertices of a classic love triangle. 371 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:09,585 - It's a three-variable equation with only one solution. 372 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:12,004 X equals suicide. 373 00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:20,763 - Does this love triangle have room for one more vertex? 374 00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,139 - Technically, yes, 375 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,226 though it would then constitute a love tetrahedron. 376 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:27,102 Allow me to illustrate with a model. 377 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:34,652 Bringing Fry back to reality in three... 378 00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:35,778 Two... 379 00:20:35,779 --> 00:20:37,447 - Hey, where'd I put my cigar? 380 00:20:41,409 --> 00:20:42,493 Zounds! 381 00:20:46,748 --> 00:20:49,833 Thank you... Milwaukee. 382 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,299 - Somebody other than me do something! 383 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,425 - I'll put out the fire! 384 00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:01,513 - No! That's battery acid! 385 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,274 - Oops. - He's dead! 386 00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:16,819 I killed him by encouraging his hopes and dreams! 387 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,697 How could I have been so stupid?! 388 00:21:22,534 --> 00:21:23,534 - What up? 389 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,999 - I'm afraid I have bad news, Fry. 390 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,542 You're dead. - I am? 391 00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:34,378 - Fry! You weren't in the suit? 392 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,671 - What? No. 393 00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:37,840 I got out of that thing, like, two days ago. 394 00:21:37,841 --> 00:21:39,884 I decided to catch up on my reading. 395 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:41,594 I'm sorry, Leela. 396 00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:43,888 You must be pretty disappointed in me. 397 00:21:43,889 --> 00:21:47,349 - No. I'm just glad you're okay. 398 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:50,644 And I promise I'll never be supportive again. 399 00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:52,062 - Thanks, Leela. 400 00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:54,732 You know, I really did try to achieve my goal. 401 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:57,192 I even turned up the playback to double speed, 402 00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:59,570 but I just couldn't get through the last few episodes. 403 00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:01,780 I mean, they were unwatchable. 404 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:05,743 The writing and the executive producing really went downhill towards the end. 405 00:22:05,744 --> 00:22:08,120 - Hey, I may not be a great writer, 406 00:22:08,121 --> 00:22:10,498 but at least I filled the allotted air time. 407 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,959 To the second. Fade to black. 408 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,256 - We now go live to the White House 409 00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:22,843 for the presidential summit on the dangers of streaming television. 410 00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:25,512 - I understand it's destroying our young people. 411 00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:28,098 That is my job! 412 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,394 - Aroo! 413 00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:34,939 Now, Mr. Fry, I understand you recently endured 414 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,691 a terrible ordeal while doing something stupid 415 00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:39,652 involving streaming television. 416 00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:41,320 - That's right, Your Majesty. 417 00:22:41,321 --> 00:22:43,739 - And what lesson, if any, did you learn? 418 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,449 - Well, first, I guess, 419 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:48,452 don't reboot a show if the quality isn't gonna be there. 420 00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:55,084 But, more importantly, let me say this. 421 00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:57,628 Viewers must binge responsibly. 422 00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:00,673 The same way they smoke cigarettes or drink bleach. 423 00:23:00,674 --> 00:23:02,591 In my opinion, they must stream 424 00:23:02,592 --> 00:23:05,761 no more than 10 episodes in a row. 425 00:23:05,762 --> 00:23:07,846 And no less. 426 00:23:10,684 --> 00:23:13,185 But it's not just the viewers' responsibility. 427 00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:16,564 Any TV show that truly cares about its audience, 428 00:23:16,565 --> 00:23:19,149 that loves and respects them, should... 429 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:23,070 no... must be canceled every few years. 430 00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:25,990 It's simply the right thing to do. 431 00:23:29,953 --> 00:23:31,871 Thank you. 432 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,335 - Sobering thoughts from some drug-addled weirdo. 433 00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:40,796 Goodnight, God bless Earth, 434 00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:42,298 and aroo. 435 00:23:42,348 --> 00:23:46,898 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0